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Bride Monster Flesh phone case! For iPhone, Samsung Galaxy, and Google Pixel devices. Muhahaha! presents the perfect spooky, Halloween gift. Every case has double layers for extra durability and protection while the clear, open ports stay out of your way when it comes to charging. Choose between matte or glossy finish. (pictured: iPhone 15 pro rocking a Bride Monster Flesh phone case)

Bride – Monster Flesh Phone Case

$28.43
 
Eyesore Monster Flesh phone case! For iPhone, Samsung Galaxy, and Google Pixel devices. Muhahaha! presents the perfect spooky, Halloween gift. Every case has double layers for extra durability and protection while the clear, open ports stay out of your way when it comes to charging. Choose between matte or glossy finish. (pictured: iPhone 15 pro rocking an Eyesore Monster Flesh phone case)

Eyesore – Monster Flesh Phone Case

$28.43
 
Horny Monster Flesh phone case! For iPhone, Samsung Galaxy, and Google Pixel devices. Muhahaha! presents the perfect spooky, Halloween gift. Every case has double layers for extra durability and protection while the clear, open ports stay out of your way when it comes to charging. Choose between matte or glossy finish. (pictured: iPhone 15 pro rocking a Horny Monster Flesh phone case)

Horny – Monster Flesh Phone Case

$28.43
 
Jack-O'-Lantern Monster Flesh phone case! For iPhone, Samsung Galaxy, and Google Pixel devices. Muhahaha! presents the perfect spooky, Halloween gift. Every case has double layers for extra durability and protection while the clear, open ports stay out of your way when it comes to charging. Choose between matte or glossy finish. (pictured: iPhone 15 pro rocking a Jack-O'-Lantern Monster Flesh phone case)

Jack-O'-Lantern – Monster Flesh Phone Case

$28.43
 
Kraken Monster Flesh phone case! For iPhone, Samsung Galaxy, and Google Pixel devices. Muhahaha! presents the perfect spooky, Halloween gift. Every case has double layers for extra durability and protection while the clear, open ports stay out of your way when it comes to charging. Choose between matte or glossy finish. (pictured: iPhone 15 pro rocking a Kraken Monster Flesh phone case)

Kraken – Monster Flesh Phone Case

$28.43
 
Mummy Monster Flesh phone case! For iPhone, Samsung Galaxy, and Google Pixel devices. Muhahaha! presents the perfect spooky, Halloween gift. Every case has double layers for extra durability and protection while the clear, open ports stay out of your way when it comes to charging. Choose between matte or glossy finish. (pictured: iPhone 15 pro rocking a Mummy Monster Flesh phone case)

Mummy – Monster Flesh Phone Case

$28.43
 

Bride – Monster Flesh – Women's High Top Sneaks

$66.66
 

Wraith – Monster Flesh – Men's High Top Sneaks

$66.66
 

Wraith – Monster Flesh – Women's High Top Sneaks

$66.66
 

Bride – Monster Flesh – Men's High Top Sneaks

$66.66
 

Zombie – Monster Flesh – Men's High Top Sneaks

$66.66
 

Zombie – Monster Flesh – Women's High Top Sneaks

$66.66

BLOGRONOMICON

Nuckelavee demon on Orkney Island under stormy sky
Horror History Photos by Iris Shudder Written by Dracula

Nuckelavee: The Skinless Sea Demon of Orkney

By Written by Dracula
Banshee emerging from misty Irish moor at night with full moon glow
Horror History Photos by Kreepia Bone Written by Dracula

The Banshee's Wail: Echoes of Death in Irish Folklore

By Written by Dracula
Mothman with glowing red eyes and large wings silhouetted against misty West Virginia hills at dusk
Horror History Photos by Iris Shudder Written by Dracula

The Mothman of Point Pleasant: A Harbinger of Doom or Misidentified Bird?

By Written by Dracula
Helly Elly upset at the Fall heat.
Helly Elly Written by Helly Elly

Autumn in Fresno (Or, Why This Hellmouth Is So Hot)

By Written by Helly Elly
La Llorona ghostly figure at misty riverbank at night, wailing woman in white gown with obscured face and reaching hands under eerie moonlight
Horror History Photos by Iris Shudder Written by Dracula

La Llorona: The Weeping Woman's Haunting Legacy

By Written by Dracula
Glowing Jack O'Lantern on a misty night with haunted house silhouette
Horror History Photos by Iris Shudder Written by Dracula

From Turnips to Pumpkins: The Haunting Evolution of the Jack O'Lantern

By Written by Dracula
Chupacabra with glowing red eyes and spiky back in moonlit Puerto Rican forest
Horror History Photos by Moe Slime Written by Dracula

The Chupacabra Chronicles: Unveiling the Bloodsucker's Trail

By Written by Dracula
Monster Flesh – The Lost Art of Monster Taxidermy

Monster Flesh – The Lost Art of Monster Taxidermy

By Muahaha
Invisible Man in high fashion against foggy cemetery backdrop
Interviews Photos by Demona Dahling Written by Muahaha Staff

Interview with the Invisible Man

By Written by Muahaha Staff
Dramatic portrait of Dracula in a gothic castle with glowing eyes and flowing cape
Photos by Iris Shudder Terrifying Top 10 Written by Muahaha Staff

Top Ten Most Terrifying Monsters of All Time

By Written by Muahaha Staff
Spooky autumn landscape with fog over a haunted cemetery at dawn
Photos by Martha Boowart Terrifying Top 10 Written by Muahaha Staff

Top Ten TERRIFYING Things We Love About Fall

By Written by Muahaha Staff
Eerie abandoned Brazilian village in 1923 with overgrown vegetation and empty streets
Horror History Photos by Gus Darkroom Written by Dracula

The Vanishing Village of Hoer Verde: Unraveling Brazil's 1923 Mystery

By Written by Dracula
Meet Helly Elly

Helly Elly

Meet Helly Elly, the matron witch-demon of Muahaha.

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Muahaha Jack o' Lanterns - Spooky all year round! A maniacal commitment to the Spooktacular.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

All together now! Chaotic, evil laughter is a much better way to calm your undead nerves than breathing exercises. Breathing is overrated anyway.
Once more with gusto.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Muahaha – Spooky all year round! Bone-chilling houseware, accessories, and more.
 
A gif shows Dracula Peekaboo Pillow animating from front to back. On the front is a closeup of a vampire with his hands covering his face. Flip the pillow to reveal a terrifying snarling Dracula. Black and white artwork on a 16x16 faux suede pillow. The perfect spooky, Halloween gift!

Dracula – Peekaboo Pillow

$34.99
 
Horny Monster Flesh phone case! For iPhone, Samsung Galaxy, and Google Pixel devices. Muhahaha! presents the perfect spooky, Halloween gift. Every case has double layers for extra durability and protection while the clear, open ports stay out of your way when it comes to charging. Choose between matte or glossy finish. (pictured: iPhone 15 pro rocking a Horny Monster Flesh phone case)

Horny – Monster Flesh Phone Case

$28.43
 

Kraken – Monster Flesh – Men's High Top Sneaks

$66.66
 

Zombie – Monster Flesh – Men's High Top Sneaks

$66.66

SCREAM IN TERROR, BUT DON'T DARE MISS...

THIS DAY IN HORROR

Curious about the history of horror? We got you, fam! Our horror history historian, Count Dracula (might have heard of him) is here to regale you with his nightmarish encyclopedic knowledge of horror's unspeakable past!

HORROR HISTORY
WE DARED TO ASK

Muahaha sat down with the titans of terror for several heart-pounding interviews. Dracula almost killed us (and he's on staff). Click to read more as we brave life and limb to bring you the latest news from the kingpins of creep.

MONSTEROUS INTERVIEWS
The headless horseman rearing up in the moonlight
BOO!

We hear you loud and clear. You need more spine-tingling shivers. You crave more fearsome frights! We see your spooky fetish, and our ghastly mission is to fulfill your every bone-chilling desire. Just click here.

TERROR TOP TEN
 
Eyesore Monster Flesh phone case! For iPhone, Samsung Galaxy, and Google Pixel devices. Muhahaha! presents the perfect spooky, Halloween gift. Every case has double layers for extra durability and protection while the clear, open ports stay out of your way when it comes to charging. Choose between matte or glossy finish. (pictured: iPhone 15 pro rocking an Eyesore Monster Flesh phone case)

Eyesore – Monster Flesh Phone Case

$28.43
 

Horny – Monster Flesh – Men's High Top Sneaks

$66.66
 
A gif shows Cat Peekaboo Pillow animating from front to back. On the front is a closeup of a cat wearing a witch hat with its hands covering his face. Flip the pillow to reveal the cat's cute face meowing. Black and white artwork on a 16x16 faux suede pillow. The perfect spooky, Halloween gift!

Cat – Peekaboo Pillow

$34.99
 

Bride – Monster Flesh – Women's High Top Sneaks

$66.66

MONSTER MERCH

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Monster Flesh

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Monster Flesh phone cases for iPhone, Galaxy Samsung, and Google Pixel. Featuring horrifying monster flesh designs crafted to terrify and delight!

14 products

Monster Flesh Shoes

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Dreadful Decor

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Spooky home decor for every season, from pillows to mugs. Because even though your place is haunted, that doesn’t mean it needs to look ghastly.

ARE YOU UNDEAD? We DEADASS LOVE YOUR DEAD ASS.

The MUAHAHA FACTORY

We burn the midnight oil creating spooky products and content at the Muahaha Factory. Graveyard shift only. The dayshift guys are what we call "lunch" around here.

MONSTERS WELCOME

Are you a lonely monster trying to eke out subsistence level survival in a cold, cruel world of humans? Look no further. Muahaha is your new home.

RRRRRuuuuuuuhhhg

To our zombie friends, we can only lovingly say, "Uggggggghhhhhhhhhh uuuuurrrrrrrrrrruuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh."

MUAHAHA WIKI

Meet Helly Elly

Helly Elly

Meet Helly Elly, the matron witch-demon of Muahaha.

HR Hypothesis

HR Hypothesis

The HR Hypothesis is a fringe theory amongst a subset of modern screamologists and scary movie historians that there is a demonic order operating within the...

Skelpire

Skelpire

Skelpire is the enigmatic, skeletal bat-demon at the terrifying heart of the Manorcreep Pictures mythos.

Manocreep Pictures opening title slate

Manorcreep Pictures

  Manorcreep Pictures is a legendary horror film production studio founded in the early 20th century, widely regarded as one of the “Big Three” studios...

Opening night at Scream Unreels screening. Circa 1941-1944 (precise date unknown)

Scream Unreels

Scream Unreels is a cinematic archive and transmedia project developed by Muahaha, focused on curating, documenting, and expanding a library of horror films that seem...

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And cursed. Not necessarily in that order. Join at your own risk.
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Returns

You've already returned from the grave. Return some merch? No biggie. Email us within 30 days for a full refund, no questions asked.

WE SHIP ANYWHERE IN THE U.S.

We ship to all fifty U.S. states. Rates available at checkout. We do not currently ship to Transylvania (or the rest of the world for that matter). We're working on it.

Who ya gonna call?

We are not the Ghostbusters. Who ya gonna email? Muahaha that's who.