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Bride Monster Flesh phone case! For iPhone, Samsung Galaxy, and Google Pixel devices. Muhahaha! presents the perfect spooky, Halloween gift. Every case has double layers for extra durability and protection while the clear, open ports stay out of your way when it comes to charging. Choose between matte or glossy finish. (pictured: iPhone 15 pro rocking a Bride Monster Flesh phone case)

Bride – Monster Flesh Phone Case

$28.43
 
Eyesore Monster Flesh phone case! For iPhone, Samsung Galaxy, and Google Pixel devices. Muhahaha! presents the perfect spooky, Halloween gift. Every case has double layers for extra durability and protection while the clear, open ports stay out of your way when it comes to charging. Choose between matte or glossy finish. (pictured: iPhone 15 pro rocking an Eyesore Monster Flesh phone case)

Eyesore – Monster Flesh Phone Case

$28.43
 
Horny Monster Flesh phone case! For iPhone, Samsung Galaxy, and Google Pixel devices. Muhahaha! presents the perfect spooky, Halloween gift. Every case has double layers for extra durability and protection while the clear, open ports stay out of your way when it comes to charging. Choose between matte or glossy finish. (pictured: iPhone 15 pro rocking a Horny Monster Flesh phone case)

Horny – Monster Flesh Phone Case

$28.43
 
Jack-O'-Lantern Monster Flesh phone case! For iPhone, Samsung Galaxy, and Google Pixel devices. Muhahaha! presents the perfect spooky, Halloween gift. Every case has double layers for extra durability and protection while the clear, open ports stay out of your way when it comes to charging. Choose between matte or glossy finish. (pictured: iPhone 15 pro rocking a Jack-O'-Lantern Monster Flesh phone case)

Jack-O'-Lantern – Monster Flesh Phone Case

$28.43
 
Kraken Monster Flesh phone case! For iPhone, Samsung Galaxy, and Google Pixel devices. Muhahaha! presents the perfect spooky, Halloween gift. Every case has double layers for extra durability and protection while the clear, open ports stay out of your way when it comes to charging. Choose between matte or glossy finish. (pictured: iPhone 15 pro rocking a Kraken Monster Flesh phone case)

Kraken – Monster Flesh Phone Case

$28.43
 
Mummy Monster Flesh phone case! For iPhone, Samsung Galaxy, and Google Pixel devices. Muhahaha! presents the perfect spooky, Halloween gift. Every case has double layers for extra durability and protection while the clear, open ports stay out of your way when it comes to charging. Choose between matte or glossy finish. (pictured: iPhone 15 pro rocking a Mummy Monster Flesh phone case)

Mummy – Monster Flesh Phone Case

$28.43
 

Bride – Monster Flesh – Women's High Top Sneaks

$66.66
 

Wraith – Monster Flesh – Men's High Top Sneaks

$66.66
 

Wraith – Monster Flesh – Women's High Top Sneaks

$66.66
 

Bride – Monster Flesh – Men's High Top Sneaks

$66.66
 

Zombie – Monster Flesh – Men's High Top Sneaks

$66.66
 

Zombie – Monster Flesh – Women's High Top Sneaks

$66.66

BLOGRONOMICON

Vintage Ouija board on a wooden table with candles and ghostly mist
Coffin Culture Photos by Iris Shudder Written by The Headless Horselady

The Haunted Resale Market: Why Mortals Are Buying Vintage Ouija Boards

By Written by The Headless Horselady
Ghostly ship with tattered sails in a stormy sea, resembling the legend of the Flying Dutchman
Horror History Photos by Kreepia Bone Written by Dracula

The Flying Dutchman: The Eternal Ghost Ship of the High Seas

By Written by Dracula
Victorian-inspired gothic fashion model in black lace and velvet in a dimly lit parlor
Coffin Culture Photos by Demona Dahling Written by The Headless Horselady

Gothic Glamour: The Resurgence of Black Lace and Victorian Chic in Everyday Fashion

By Written by The Headless Horselady
Eerie entrance to Paris Catacombs at night with fog and moonlight, adorned with skulls and bones.
Horror History Photos by Iris Shudder Written by Dracula

The Catacombs of Paris: A Journey Through the Empire of Death

By Written by Dracula
Haunting image of Fort Warren in mist with silhouette of Lady in Black ghost
Horror History Photos by Gus Darkroom Written by Dracula

The Lady in Black: Fort Warren's Eternal Haunting

By Written by Dracula
Coffin Culture Photos by Martha Boowart Written by The Headless Horselady

From Etsy to the Afterlife: The Handmade Horror Boom

By Written by The Headless Horselady
Ghostly hitchhiker on a foggy deserted road at night with car headlights approaching
Photos by Iris Shudder Terrifying Top 10 Written by Muahaha Staff

Top Ten TERRIFYING Urban Legends from Around the World

By Written by Muahaha Staff
Wendigo in a bespoke suit with glowing ember eyes and antlers, exuding tragic elegance in a dimly lit room with cobwebs.
Interviews Photos by Demona Dahling Written by Muahaha Staff

Interview with the Wendigo

By Written by Muahaha Staff
Eerie image of Gur-e-Amir mausoleum under stormy sky with ghostly figure of Tamerlane
Horror History Photos by Kreepia Bone Written by Dracula

The Curse of Tamerlane's Tomb: Did It Unleash World War II?

By Written by Dracula
Spectral Stingy Jack with a sinister grin holding a glowing turnip lantern in a misty forest
Horror History Photos by Kreepia Bone Written by Dracula

The Legend of Stingy Jack: The Origins of the Jack O'Lantern

By Written by Dracula
Millennials and Gen Z on a ghost tour at night in front of a haunted mansion with eerie moonlit shadows and a ghostly figure.
Coffin Culture Photos by Iris Shudder Written by The Headless Horselady

Why Millennials and Gen Z Are Flocking to Ghost Tours

By Written by The Headless Horselady
Modern witch casting a spell with glowing runes in a mystical room, symbolizing contemporary witchcraft.
Coffin Culture Photos by Iris Shudder Written by The Headless Horselady

Empowered Enchantments: Modern Witchcraft's Role in Self-Care and Social Justice

By Written by The Headless Horselady
Meet Helly Elly

Helly Elly

Meet Helly Elly, the matron witch-demon of Muahaha.

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Muahaha Jack o' Lanterns - Spooky all year round! A maniacal commitment to the Spooktacular.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

All together now! Chaotic, evil laughter is a much better way to calm your undead nerves than breathing exercises. Breathing is overrated anyway.
Once more with gusto.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Muahaha – Spooky all year round! Bone-chilling houseware, accessories, and more.
 
A gif shows Dracula Peekaboo Pillow animating from front to back. On the front is a closeup of a vampire with his hands covering his face. Flip the pillow to reveal a terrifying snarling Dracula. Black and white artwork on a 16x16 faux suede pillow. The perfect spooky, Halloween gift!

Dracula – Peekaboo Pillow

$34.99
 
Horny Monster Flesh phone case! For iPhone, Samsung Galaxy, and Google Pixel devices. Muhahaha! presents the perfect spooky, Halloween gift. Every case has double layers for extra durability and protection while the clear, open ports stay out of your way when it comes to charging. Choose between matte or glossy finish. (pictured: iPhone 15 pro rocking a Horny Monster Flesh phone case)

Horny – Monster Flesh Phone Case

$28.43
 

Kraken – Monster Flesh – Men's High Top Sneaks

$66.66
 

Zombie – Monster Flesh – Men's High Top Sneaks

$66.66

SCREAM IN TERROR, BUT DON'T DARE MISS...

THIS DAY IN HORROR

Curious about the history of horror? We got you, fam! Our horror history historian, Count Dracula (might have heard of him) is here to regale you with his nightmarish encyclopedic knowledge of horror's unspeakable past!

HORROR HISTORY
WE DARED TO ASK

Muahaha sat down with the titans of terror for several heart-pounding interviews. Dracula almost killed us (and he's on staff). Click to read more as we brave life and limb to bring you the latest news from the kingpins of creep.

MONSTEROUS INTERVIEWS
The headless horseman rearing up in the moonlight
BOO!

We hear you loud and clear. You need more spine-tingling shivers. You crave more fearsome frights! We see your spooky fetish, and our ghastly mission is to fulfill your every bone-chilling desire. Just click here.

TERROR TOP TEN
 
Eyesore Monster Flesh phone case! For iPhone, Samsung Galaxy, and Google Pixel devices. Muhahaha! presents the perfect spooky, Halloween gift. Every case has double layers for extra durability and protection while the clear, open ports stay out of your way when it comes to charging. Choose between matte or glossy finish. (pictured: iPhone 15 pro rocking an Eyesore Monster Flesh phone case)

Eyesore – Monster Flesh Phone Case

$28.43
 

Horny – Monster Flesh – Men's High Top Sneaks

$66.66
 
A gif shows Cat Peekaboo Pillow animating from front to back. On the front is a closeup of a cat wearing a witch hat with its hands covering his face. Flip the pillow to reveal the cat's cute face meowing. Black and white artwork on a 16x16 faux suede pillow. The perfect spooky, Halloween gift!

Cat – Peekaboo Pillow

$34.99
 

Bride – Monster Flesh – Women's High Top Sneaks

$66.66

MONSTER MERCH

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Monster Flesh

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Monster Flesh phone cases for iPhone, Galaxy Samsung, and Google Pixel. Featuring horrifying monster flesh designs crafted to terrify and delight!

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Monster Flesh Shoes

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Dreadful Decor

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Spooky home decor for every season, from pillows to mugs. Because even though your place is haunted, that doesn’t mean it needs to look ghastly.

ARE YOU UNDEAD? We DEADASS LOVE YOUR DEAD ASS.

The MUAHAHA FACTORY

We burn the midnight oil creating spooky products and content at the Muahaha Factory. Graveyard shift only. The dayshift guys are what we call "lunch" around here.

MONSTERS WELCOME

Are you a lonely monster trying to eke out subsistence level survival in a cold, cruel world of humans? Look no further. Muahaha is your new home.

RRRRRuuuuuuuhhhg

To our zombie friends, we can only lovingly say, "Uggggggghhhhhhhhhh uuuuurrrrrrrrrrruuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh."

MUAHAHA WIKI

Meet Helly Elly

Helly Elly

Meet Helly Elly, the matron witch-demon of Muahaha.

Skelpire

Skelpire

Skelpire is the enigmatic, skeletal bat-demon at the terrifying heart of the Manorcreep Pictures mythos.

Manocreep Pictures opening title slate

Manorcreep Pictures

  Manorcreep Pictures is a legendary horror film production studio founded in the early 20th century, widely regarded as one of the “Big Three” studios...

Opening night at Scream Unreels screening. Circa 1941-1944 (precise date unknown)

Scream Unreels

Scream Unreels is a cinematic archive and transmedia project developed by Muahaha, focused on curating, documenting, and expanding a library of horror films that seem...

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We ship to all fifty U.S. states. Rates available at checkout. We do not currently ship to Transylvania (or the rest of the world for that matter). We're working on it.

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