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Signature Series

Stately. Confident. Iconic. Our signature series is designed to show off over the
mantlepiece – but these are T-Shirts not taxidermy so don’t do that.

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30 products

Nosferatu T-Shirt

Stir Shit Up T-Shirt

Horror Camp Counselor T-Shirt

Medusa T-Shirt

Polite Smile T-Shirt

Mister Pointy T-Shirt

Dead Inside T-Shirt

Booyah T-Shirt

I Suck T-Shirt

No Sheet T-Shirt

I Only Wear Pink T-Shirt

Fog Machine T-Shirt

Boo I Hate It T-Shirt

My Familiar Does Not Approve T-Shirt

Afterlife of the Party T-Shirt

Thing In My Closet T-Shirt

Nothing Darker T-Shirt

Why So Grim T-Shirt

Goth T-Shirt

Haunt Hex Horrify T-Shirt

Type Negative T-Shirt

Zero Wheel Drive T-Shirt

Witch T-Shirt

Vampire (Daywalking) T-Shirt

Bleh Bleh Bleh T-Shirt

Ouija Board T-Shirt

Coffee Black T-Shirt

Bite Me T-Shirt

Cursed T-Shirt

Number Thirteen T-Shirt

Signature Series

Squeeeaaak!

Like the Great Hall of Muahaha Manor, our Signature Series is built to impress. The cursed hearth crackles while a haunted suit of armor slowly turns its head to sneak a peek. Wear these bold designs confidently into battle—but do so at your own risk. The Signature Series isn't for the faint of heart... or those prone to losing their heads.

Come this way...

The Banquet Hall calls! The vampires have gathered, and they are

dressed to the nines.

Afterlife Goals T-Shirt

Afterlife of the Party T-Shirt

Almost Halloween T-Shirt

Animatronic Skeleton T-Shirt

Bite Me T-Shirt

Bleeeeeeeh T-Shirt

Bleh Bleh Bleh T-Shirt

Bonehead T-Shirt

Boneshakalaka T-Shirt

Boo I Hate It T-Shirt

Boo T-Shirt

Boo Vampire Glam T-Shirt

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